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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
I was already mourning the morning walk. Before we’d even traveled a block my dog had decided to lead the caravan, walking directly in front of the jogging stroller, her hindquarters mere inches from...
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“No, Buddy, I just told you, your sister is reading that,” I said, prying the coveted Elmo’s ABC Book from his hand, prompting an eloquent baby cuss reply. Sighing heavily, I returned the pillaged book...
View ArticleMammal Confusion
Daughter: Daddy, what are doze? Me: Those are manatees. Daughter: Oooooooh! Look at the man-tits! . You may also enjoy: If not, look at the man-tits!
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